After my recent near death experience being very close to electrocuting myself, my sister in law (Nicola Jones) has taken to calling me “sparky”. Just to rub it in, she decided that the best way to emphasize what a dead numpty I could have been was to limit my access to electrical tools from now on. Consequently one of my presents from Nic was a toolset I could use without fear of instant death
It seems that Christmas party hats have changed for me from now on.
On the flip side I also had a pair of slippers from her and their primary aim is to make me trip up and kill myself….go figure…. They are about 2 inches longer than my previous Simpsons slippers and they were probably about an inch bigger than my feet.
